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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    O diving for fish is very mean
    Just because
    O diving for fish is very mean

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: O tidings of comfort and joyComfort and joyO tidings of comfort and joy

    The story:

    In elementary school we were in class listening to Christmas music while coloring Nativity scene pictures, and I really liked this song, which was being performed by an all male choir with very deep voices. I know it is a popular song, but at the time I do not think I had ever heard it before. After class I was singing the chorus as I had misheard it and asked my friend if she had heard this song before, but of course, because I had the words wrong and cannot carry a tune at all, she had no idea what the hell song I was possibly referring to. The next time our teacher played the cassette tape, I asked her what song it was and what the words were, since I did not see how "diving for fish" had anything to do with Christmas. Probably no one believes me or just thinks I am a total moron because the way I heard it is not even close to the real words.

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