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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My pleasure lesions to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for Richard Stands...

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands...



    The story:

    In front of the whole class, I asked my kindergarten teach what my "pleasure lesions" were and who Richard Stands was. She turned so red I thought she was going to pop. When she recovered she asked me not to repeat that and explained what the real words were. Never did explain those "pleasure lesions," or what Richard Stands had to do with them.

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