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    "Man In The Mirror" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Michael Jackson

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Man In The Mirror" by Michael Jackson? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Man In The Mirror" Lyrics

    I'm stuck with the man in the mirror. I'
    No messmidge could have been any clearer
    As I turned up my collar bone, my favori
    I'm stalking up the man in the mirror I'
    Im stalking the man in the mirror im ask
    I'm stalking up the man in the mirror I'
    No meth labs gonna mend any quiver
    Nothing could have been any clibber
    I spotted something red in the mirror...
    No Moustache Gonna Bend any Clipper.
    and no message could prevent any killer
    No moustache could offend any kipper
    No moustache could offend Andy Griffith
    No message could've been Andy Cliver
    No message could have been any glibber.
    And no mustache could have been any clea
    I'm starting with the man in the middle,
    As I, Turn up my collar bone, My favou
    And no Mustang has a bance and a cliver.
    I'm looking for the man in the middle, I
    no moustash for the man in the cliva
    I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
    I'm starting with the man in the mirror
    And no mustache gonna make any differenc
    I'm starting with the man in the mirror
    i'm starting with the man in the mirrow,
    And no moustache for the man in the mirr
    And no mustache could have been and clev
    And no moustache could have been any cle
    And no mustache could make a man any cle
    And no moustache gonna bend any clipper
    As i tuned up with my coat on, my bagel
    I'm starting with the man with the limit
    I'm talking about the stand and deliver
    As I turned up the collar bone, my baby
    No mustache could bend and or quiver

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