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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Black or White" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Michael Jackson

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Black or White" by Michael Jackson? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Black or White" Lyrics

    I don't know if you believe in me I've g
    I Ain't Scared of you, Bubba! I Ain't Sc
    I hit my baby on the side of the brain B
    They print my message while I'm sat on t
    thinkin' of bein' my baby it don't matte
    It's black, it's white, it's nothing new
    I did my baby on a Saturday bang
    When I Saw You Trying To Steal My Pie
    I ain't scared of your butt!
    I'm not gonna spend my life being a cola
    I'm not going to spend my life beating y
    I Ain't Scared of Your s**ts
    I Ain't Scared of Your Butter
    I am tired of this building
    I am tired of this chair
    You're dignified my baby, it don't matte
    I'm scared of no s**t
    And I told Havati Quati In the truth ei

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    Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
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    Get on the Floor
    Ghosts
    Give In To Me
    Heal The World
    Human Nature
    Jam
    Just Another Part of Me
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    Little Susie
    Love Never Felt So Good
    Machinehead
    Man In The Mirror
    Off The Wall
    Remember the Time
    Rockin Robin
    Say Say Say
    Scream
    Shake Your Body Down To The Ground
    Slave to the Rhythm
    Smooth Criminal
    Speed Demon
    Stranger In Moscow
    Streetwalker
    The Girl Is Mine
    The Lady in my Life
    The Way You Make Me Feel
    This Is It
    Thriller
    Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    We Are The World
    Who Is It
    Why You Wanna Trip On Me
    Will You Be There
    You Are Not Alone

    Funniest Misheards by Michael Jackson