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    "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by The Hollies

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" by The Hollies? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress" Lyrics

    She was a law school woman in a black dr
    Saturday night I was downtown, looking f
    A pair of porta-potties open up every ni
    She was a long cool woman in a flat bed
    Saurday night I was Downtown Working for
    with just one look I was a bad man, caus
    "That long cool woman had it on, Get it
    She was a long tall woman in a fat dress
    Saturday night I went downtown, looking
    Saturday night I went downtown, won't so
    I saw her heading to the table Well a ta
    She was a long cool woman in a flak vest
    I sewed her head onto the table
    Saturday night I walked downtown, hurtin
    She was a long cool woman in a bat dress
    sittin on in nest with Bat Man .... jus
    I thought of while we had the time & eve
    Well her titty was clung to my left hand
    Well her titty was hung from the left ha
    Suddenly blah-blah blah-blah-blah & ever
    "s**t on my new chains"
    She belonged to a woman in a black dress
    Well, the feeling was gone from my left
    Sat on a knife, I was kow-towed Workin f

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