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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I saw her heading to the table
    Well a tall walking big black cat
    When Charlie said I hope that you ate boy

    Artist: The Hollies
    Song: Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress
    Real Lyric: I saw her heading to the tableWell a tall walking big black catWhen Charlie said I hope that you're able boy

    The story:

    I knew those couldn't be the words, but I can't understand the rest of the song anyway. It did crack me up though thinking that Charlie thought the singer and the woman were going to get busy and have no time to eat for a long time.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    5/16/2003 10:55 am

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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