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    "Livin' Lovin' Maid" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Led Zeppelin

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Livin' Lovin' Maid" by Led Zeppelin? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Livin' Lovin' Maid" Lyrics

    With a purple operator and a fifty cent
    With a purple arm beretta and a fix in h
    Live it love it then eat 'em all up
    When your conscience hits, you now get b
    Livin' Lovin, six in the mornin'
    Livin' Lovin' This is a walrus!
    we're the purple operator with the fifty
    With a puffle up to here and her fifty-c
    Livin', luvin', Lance Corporal Wallin.
    with a purple operator and a city hat
    With a purple operator and a fifth in ha
    With a pearl-handled Beretta and a fifty
    with a purple umbrella up her ass
    With a purple amerello and a sixth in ha
    With the butler and the maid and the sev
    She was a cool operator and her hips did
    With some purple amaretto and a really b
    And when the science fits, you now get b
    Livin', Lovin' Slow cousin Walter
    With a paper operator and a fifty cent h

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