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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I hear a bum that whistles
    and I have balls that sing

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: I have a bird that whistles and I have birds that sing

    The story:

    I got some humble pie square in my face when I proudly pointed out to a college friend what I "knew" the right words were. He told me what they actually were & proceeded to laugh horrendously & let the rest of the dorm know that I had "balls that sing". But it backfired on him when they asked him how he knew so much about my balls.

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