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    Song: Eve

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Let's all do a little fapping,
    Let's all do a little fapping,
    And spread Christmas cheer.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Let's all do a little clapping,Let's all do a little clapping,And spread Christmas cheer.

    The story:

    I'm not sure if that's actually part of the song, but that's how the kids sung it at my little sister's Christmas program. I wasn't sure what they were saying (I was young at the time) so I simply asked my mom if "Let's all do a little fapping" was part of the song. I didn't even know the meaning of the word at the time. My mom burst out laughing. xD

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    Well...that's one way to spread Christmas cheer.

    Chunkboi Dec 25, 2015 8:30 pm