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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let ev'ry heart prepare him moon

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Let every heart prepare Him room

    The story:

    I was about 4 yrs. old at a big Xmas party given by my dad's fraternal organization. A lot of us were too young to know the lyrics. When we went home, we put on music and I sang it--that's when they had to break it to me gently after they laughed long and hard. Well, anything makes sense when you're four! And anyway, I didn't know what mooning was.

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