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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lead us not into tension, but deliver us from people.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

    The story:

    I was saying night time prayers with my toddler. I said "Lead us not..." and my child replied, "into tension". Smiling to myself, I started the next line: "But deliver us..." and my child finished, "from people". I was laughing too hard to continue the prayer. I can't say my daughter's version was better than Jesus's original prayer, but it is definitely a prayer I have prayed many times!

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