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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims bride

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrims pride

    The story:

    I was auditioning for a part in a musical for a local theater group.
    In front of a room full of people I was singing my heart out and everyone started laughing.
    Then someone told me I was singing the words wrong, every since elementary school. I couldn't believe it! How embaressing!!!!

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    I thought it was "land where the pilgrims pried."

    carburetorlighthouse Sep 25, 2015 5:02 am

    my grandmother used to sing this song to me, "land where the pilgrims fried..."

    lord_petty Sep 24, 2009 8:58 am