The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I'm at work doing mindless boring physical labor and bellowing what I believe are the words to keep myself occupied. One of my coworkers looked and me and said, "Brad, you do realize those aren't the right words, don't you?" I replied, "Not really; I can't understand a word I hear in most music. This sounds to me like what they are singing." My coworker replied, "You are one sick puppy." I said, "Maybe I am, but if they have flu, rickets and parasites, they're sicker than I."
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
7/29/2004 6:09 pm
Age it happened
33
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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I hope you got all your immunizations up to date as well. This is absolutely hilarious. I always thought it said, "I got bum rushed by an Asian Guy."
JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:33 am
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Well, don't go to paradise then and infect the natives without going to the doctor!
DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:35 pm