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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's enough to leave kids with a bag of bones
    Bleeding very bad.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: It's enough to make kings and vagabondsBelieve the very best

    The story:

    Well, I had seen "The Lion King" previously, and I remember the part where Simba and Nala enter the Elephant Graveyard, so the concept of "kids with a bag of bones" made sense to me that way. However, I mentioned this to my Dad as we were driving along listening to this song on the radio, and I said, "It doesn't make sense that this song wasn't sung in the part with the boneyard, yet Elton John mentions it in this song." I got a strange look from my Dad, to which I explained (and this always make me cringe, "Isn't he talking about kids with a bag of bones?" My Dad had to pull over the car because he was laughing so hard. To my credit, though, I didn't know what a vagabond was.

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