Profile

Username:	burkemancometh
Favorite Music:	Alternative
Favorite Artist:	Aerosmith
Favorite Song:	Get Free
Age:	43
Sex:	M
About Me:	I'm just your typical music fan. I've been trying to break into various aspects of the music business, including areas like A&R and journalism, but it's been kind of hard with the budget crunch that the music industry as a whole is very hard to break into. I'm still trying, though. Going after misheard lyrics is a very strange hobby of mine, ever since I was twelve and the book "'Scuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" was released by Gavin Edwards. That book, and it's sequel "She's Got The Whole World In His Pants" made me laugh so hard, in part because I have been the victim of a number of lyrics that singers never sung quite right. I contribute as many lyrics I got wrong as I can remember, although not all of them involved embarassing moments.

burkemancometh's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Jackson Janet	Again	Archimedes was gayAnd my heart is in your head	Kinda late in the game and my heart is in Your hands
Vines, The	Get Free	Drown your a** in water	Drive you around the corner
Vines, The	Get Free	I wanna get laidI wanna get laid	I'm gonna get freeI'm gonna get free
Nirvana	Heart-Shaped Box	Forever and after your prize expires	Forever in debt to your priceless advice
Billy Joel	The River of Dreams	And it can only be seen by the eyes of Divine.	That it can only be seen By the eyes of the blind
Inner Circle	Sweat (A La La La La Long)	And if you cry "Ouch!" I'm gonna bulls*** some more.	And if you cry out I'm gonna push it some more.
Creed	What If	I can't sleep beneath the trees I wizzed on.	I can't sleep beneath the trees of wisdom
Natalie Imbruglia	Wishing I Was There	But When You Leave MeI'll Be Wishing I, Wishing I, Wishing I Was Dead	But When You Leave MeI'll Be Wishing I, Wishing I, Wishing I Was There
Michael Jackson	Black or White	I Ain't Scared of you, Bubba!I Ain't Scared of your Shrimp!	I ain't scared of Your brotherI ain't scared of no sheets!
Danger Harvey	Flagpole Sitta	I like to turn off time, and kill my Mom.	I'd like to turn off timeAnd kill my mind.
Little Richard	Good Golly Miss Molly	Good Golly Miss Molly,You sure like the bomb!	Good Golly Miss Molly,Sure like to ball,
Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels	Devil With A Blue Dress On	She's got breakfast on her fingers, now, and everything.	She's got bracelets on her fingers, now, and everything.
CIV	Can't Wait One Minute More	I can't wait for Demi Moore!I can't wait for Demi Moore!	I can't wait one minute more!I can't wait one minute more!
Wallflowers	One Headlight	And I see the sun up aheadAt the counter. I'm rich!St. Augustine and luckiness is dead	And I seen the sun up ahead At the county line bridge Sayin' all there's good and nothingness is dead
Wallflowers	One Headlight	As I listened through the semi-teary trees	As I listened through the cemetery trees
The Beatles	Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da	With a couple of kids burning in the yardWhile Desmond & Molly don't (Ha ha ha ha ha ha . . .)	With a couple of kids running in the yardOf Desmond and Molly Jones (Ha ha ha ha ha)
The Beatles	Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da	Ovary, Overlong, Life goes on, Ron!Blah blah blah blah life goes on	Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, life goes on, brah!Lala how the life goes on
Michael Jackson	Black or White	I hit my baby on the side of the brainBoy, she was giving lip to meAnd I went insane.	I took my baby On a Saturday bangBoy is that girl with youYes we're one and the same
Tony Orlando and Dawn	Candida	Wake up naked together	We could make it together
TLC	Unpretty	You can bite your hair if it won't grow.You can pick your nose if he says so.	You can buy your hair if it won't grow.You can fix your nose if he says so.
Jennifer Lopez	Love Don't Cost a Thing	You think you're gonna kick my **sYou don't	You think you're gotta keep me icedYou don't
Nickelback	Rockstar	Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my Mommy for me	Gonna date a centerfold that loves to Blow my money for me
Inner Circle	Bad Boys	Nobody gonna give you no chicken	Nobody naw give you no break
Kanye West	Gold Digger	I got some weed, I got some weed	I gotta leave, I gotta leave
4 Non Blondes	What's Up	Trying to sniff up that great big kilo of cokeFor a destination	Trying to get up that great big hill of hopeFor a destination
Jewel	Standing Still	Beneath the dork in the sky	Beneath the darkened sky
Rage Against the Machine	Renegades of Funk	We're a rat in a cage of funk!We're a rat in a cage of funk!	We're the renegades of funk!We're the renegades of funk!
Jefferson Airplane	White Rabbit	Remember what Dharma said,Eat your head!	Remember what the dormouse said;"FEED YOUR HEAD"
4 Non Blondes	What's Up	And so it's great sometimes when I'm lying in bedJust a-gettin' small pox in my head	So I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bedTo get it all out what's in my head
Gin Blossoms	Hey Jealousy	Hey Chelsea	Hey Jealousy
Elton John	Can You Feel The Love Tonight	It's enough to leave kids with a bag of bonesBleeding very bad.	It's enough to make kings and vagabondsBelieve the very best
Leona Lewis	Bleeding Love	You call me Opie and I keep dreaming	You cut me open and I keep bleeding
Marcy Playground	Sex and Candy	Who's that kissing? D.V.A. stares in my direction.	Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
Green Day	Hitchin' a Ride	Hey General!	Hitchin' a ride
Green Day	Good Riddance	So make the best of this testicle, this life.	So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
Dave Matthews Band	Why I Am	Why I am still here dancing with the Ku Klux Klan.	Why I am still here dancing with the GrooGrux King.
Coolio	Gangstas Paradise	Got a kid in my hand and a bee in my eye.	Got a ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye.
Stone Temple Pilots	Creep	Well I'm half the man I used to beAs I'm feeling a donkey's face again	Well I'm half the man I used to beThis I feel as the dawnIt fades to gray.
Mariah Carey	Shake It Off	Just like a cabdriver curses I really gotta get up outta here	Just like the Calgon commercial I really gotta get up outta here
Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers	Mary Jane's Last Dance	Love stands for marriage cake	Last dance with Mary Jane

Profile

burkemancometh's Published Lyrics