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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
    Don't be alarmed now
    It's just a Spring Clean for the May Queen.

    Artist: Led Zeppelin
    Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerowDon't be alarmed nowIt's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.



    The story:

    Ooops. I just read the lyrics right here and now. Okay, well...duh.
    I thought the fairies were tidying up in the bushes. Is it really just
    raining? Darn. I'm a little sad :(

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    I am so glad to hear this! I knew it was better that way :) Well, but now I suck because I have submitted a correctly-heard lyric as misheard. I was horrbily misled :(

    yerMOM Oct 24, 2008 5:52 pm


    it IS spring clean, checked on five sites and a book...Don't be alarmed now, the fairies are still tidying up in the bushes

    marysue Sep 17, 2008 12:12 pm


    Ha! Glad I'm not the only one!

    yerMOM Sep 17, 2008 8:52 am


    It's NOT "spring clean"?! Geez, I've been singing it that way my whole life. lol Well, no sense singing it the right way now. lol

    SquiggleJay Sep 17, 2008 7:14 am