The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Naturally, I can't take credit for this moment of stupefying adolescent brilliance: it was the responsiblity of a long-lost friend at a summer camp. I think his rendition says much about the atmosphere of "alternative" rock in the mid-'90s, or something.
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Anonymous
Submitted on
10/12/2001 6:47 pm
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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A triangular duck, thats funny. Wonder why you'd want to give Bob a toaster? Heh.
DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:26 am
ha ha!! i just had a really good belly laugh over this , this is too bloody funny!!!
starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:22 am
ROFL. I still sing the song like this every-time it comes on. :) What a hilarious modgreen.
PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:37 am
I thought it said, "I want a cracker like an animal, you spank me like I'm in OZ." I thought his mom hated animal crackers and was laying into him.
JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:17 am
Jeez, this is incredibly funny! I wonder what Trent Reznor whould say, lol :D
whenn5 Nov 30, 2008 5:55 am
This is unbelievably funny, I cannot stop laughing. Definitely one of the best misheard lyrics of all time. It's the complete disparity between the sexual/intense lyrics and nonsense about ducks/toasters/Bob that gets me.
sgjennings Oct 19, 2008 9:41 am
this is definately the funniest thing i have ever read. my friends and i often scream this version when we walk from school to the train station just because its less offensive to passers by and hilarious for us
furbycake Oct 08, 2008 10:42 am
this is definately the funniest thing i have ever read. my friends and i often scream this version when we walk from school to the train station just because its less offensive to passers by and hilarious for us
furbycake Oct 08, 2008 10:41 am
How did he manage to mishear that lyric so horrendously when it's actually a fairly clear sentence in the song....especially the 'f' word...! Madness!
Lottiecakes Sep 22, 2008 5:43 am
I have to agree-My boyfriend doesn't understand misheard lyrics but he laughed really hard at this one!
Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:58 pm
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If not...it is rather strange for someone else to hear it that way *x-files theme*
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