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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want a duck shaped like a triangle
    You give a toaster to Bob

    Artist: Nine Inch Nails
    Song: Closer
    Real Lyric: I want to f*ck you like an animalYou get me closer to god



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    Naturally, I can't take credit for this moment of stupefying adolescent brilliance: it was the responsiblity of a long-lost friend at a summer camp. I think his rendition says much about the atmosphere of "alternative" rock in the mid-'90s, or something.

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    If not...it is rather strange for someone else to hear it that way *x-files theme*

    EsDizzle Aug 28, 2014 1:28 pm


    I'M PRETTY SURE THIS WAS MY FIRST BOYFRIEND AHAHAHAHA

    EsDizzle Aug 28, 2014 1:27 pm


    haha, this is so fuck$* funny

    RyoMasterSan Oct 07, 2012 12:43 am


    laughed til I cried.. thank you!

    Hollister24 Mar 16, 2012 5:24 pm


    A triangular duck, thats funny. Wonder why you'd want to give Bob a toaster? Heh.

    DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:26 am


    Im curious to know what a triangular duck would look like...

    alikat Oct 23, 2010 5:46 pm


    ha ha!! i just had a really good belly laugh over this , this is too bloody funny!!!

    starlight Aug 22, 2009 9:22 am


    ROFL. I still sing the song like this every-time it comes on. :) What a hilarious modgreen.

    PantsMan Jul 30, 2009 8:37 am


    I thought it said, "I want a cracker like an animal, you spank me like I'm in OZ." I thought his mom hated animal crackers and was laying into him.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:17 am


    oh man I laughed for hours after the trangular duck

    rainsilentday Dec 21, 2008 9:26 am


    Jeez, this is incredibly funny! I wonder what Trent Reznor whould say, lol :D

    whenn5 Nov 30, 2008 5:55 am


    This is unbelievably funny, I cannot stop laughing. Definitely one of the best misheard lyrics of all time. It's the complete disparity between the sexual/intense lyrics and nonsense about ducks/toasters/Bob that gets me.

    sgjennings Oct 19, 2008 9:41 am


    this is definately the funniest thing i have ever read. my friends and i often scream this version when we walk from school to the train station just because its less offensive to passers by and hilarious for us

    furbycake Oct 08, 2008 10:42 am


    this is definately the funniest thing i have ever read. my friends and i often scream this version when we walk from school to the train station just because its less offensive to passers by and hilarious for us

    furbycake Oct 08, 2008 10:41 am


    How did he manage to mishear that lyric so horrendously when it's actually a fairly clear sentence in the song....especially the 'f' word...! Madness!

    Lottiecakes Sep 22, 2008 5:43 am


    I have to agree-My boyfriend doesn't understand misheard lyrics but he laughed really hard at this one!

    Danielle Aug 19, 2008 9:58 pm


    I think that is my favourite misheard lyric in the entire site.

    BrunaBlack Jul 17, 2008 4:16 pm