I pledge allegiance
To the flag
Of the United SPACE of America.

And to the E-PUBLIC
For WITCHES stands
One nation
Under God
With liberty
And JUST ASK FROG.

The story:

This actually is a quote from my son when he was 3 or 4 years
old--I was substitute teaching at the preschool he attended
and it was his "day" to hold the flag and start the Pledge of
Allegiance at the morning "circle time" (when all students and
teachers gather together at the start of each day to do the
Pledge and sing a few "hello" songs).

Of course, the other students (ages 1 month to 5 years old)
didn't notice the small changes he made to the Pledge, the
adults all did, and after glancing at each other, tries not to
laugh--especially at the last line "...with liberty and JUST ASK
FROG"!