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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I pledge allegiance
    To the flag
    Of the United SPACE of America.

    And to the E-PUBLIC
    For WITCHES stands
    One nation
    Under God
    With liberty

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: I pledge allegianceTo the flagOf the United States of America.And to the republicFor which it standsOne nationUnder GodWith libertyAnd justice for all.

    The story:

    This actually is a quote from my son when he was 3 or 4 years
    old--I was substitute teaching at the preschool he attended
    and it was his "day" to hold the flag and start the Pledge of
    Allegiance at the morning "circle time" (when all students and
    teachers gather together at the start of each day to do the
    Pledge and sing a few "hello" songs).

    Of course, the other students (ages 1 month to 5 years old)
    didn't notice the small changes he made to the Pledge, the
    adults all did, and after glancing at each other, tries not to
    laugh--especially at the last line "...with liberty and JUST ASK

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