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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I pledge aliebens to the flag of the United States of America, and to the public for which it stands, one asian under God, invisible, with liberty and justice for frogs.

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Pledge Of Allegiance
    Real Lyric: I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all

    The story:

    From Ellen Loucks

    This was Ellen's first version of the pledge of allegiance that she recited to her parents after her first week of kindergarten.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/17/2007 6:06 pm

    Age it happened

    5

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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