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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.
    She gave me head and make me breakfast.

    Artist: Men At Work
    Song: Down Under
    Real Lyric: Traveling in a fried-out combieOn a hippie trail, head full of zombieI met a strange lady, she made me nervousShe took me in and gave me breakfast

    The story:

    I was going somewhere with my brother in the car, and It was on one of his cds. I told him I thought it was funny what he said; then he laughed his ass off and told me that's not what it said. I thought it was pretty funny as I am Australian, and didn't know the right lyrics to one seems to be our national anthem.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    8/6/2004 6:17 am

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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