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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ho ho ho! School wouldn't know

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Ho ho ho! Who wouldn't go

    The story:

    I first heard the Christmas song "Up On the Housetop" when I was about 4, and I ever since then, those were what I thought the lyrics were. I always wondered what it meant, because the lyrics never made any sense. Maybe it was that children are not in school on Christmas? But then, about 2 years go, I got suspicious, so I went online to see the lyrics, and that's when I realized that I had been wrog all those years.

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