"hemroids racin' at the speed of light"

The story:

I was chillen with a group of friends and We were all singing and I said it! It came out and they all stopped singing and looked at me wierd and were all like tell me you were not serious. I did truly think that that was what christina said. They all were like yea thats the song was originally for a hemroid cream comercial that was so good they didn't even put it on T.V. For the next week that was all they could talk about. OOOPS!