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    "Genie In A Bottle" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Christina Aguilera

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Genie In A Bottle" by Christina Aguilera? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Genie In A Bottle" Lyrics

    I'm a cheating albino baby...
    I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta run be
    Come, come, come on in and meow
    I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rock m
    Come, come, come and let meow
    come, come, come on and let meow.
    I'm sitting on a bottle...
    I'm a peeing in a bottle
    I'm a genie in a bottle baby Come, come,
    I'm a jinx in the bathtub ,baby Come on,
    (DJ on radio sang) Let Meow (made it sou
    Come, come, cominay meow!
    if you wanna pee with me.
    Thunder p***y!
    I'm a genie in a brothel, baby Gotta rub
    come,come,come on in meow
    "hemroids racin' at the speed of light"
    Im a geenie in a brothel You gotta rub m
    im a creamy avacodo you gotta rev me the
    Stuck my weenie in a bottle
    I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come, come
    you gotta rope me to ride me
    im a genie in a bottle baby come, come,
    I'm a weenie in a bible
    Stuck my wenie in a bottle, Gotta rub it
    I'm a geenie in a bottle baby, Gotta rub
    Come, come, come on and lick me out
    I'm a-cheating in a brothel
    I want gin in a bottle
    I believe in the bible baby so you gotta
    I believe in the bible baby, gotta love
    I'm a genie in a brothel, you get to rub
    im a genie in a bottle you gotta run bef
    Im a genie in a bottle baby Come, come,
    Come on and lick me out
    A martini in a bottle
    I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come
    I'm a genie in a bado baby, Come, come,

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    Keeps Gettin Better
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