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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Got a kid in my hand and a bee in my eye.

    Artist: Coolio
    Real Lyric: Got a ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye.



    The story:

    This song came out when I was in junior high, so you can just
    imagine that any embarrassment this misheard lyric was times
    100. I just remember telling my friends how confusing it was to
    imagine a 100 pound kid fitting into Coolio's hand, and how the
    bee in the eye made a little more sense, but not much. My face
    was pretty red after that. To my credit, though, we had the Internet
    back then, but there were few lyrics websites and no Google, so
    very few people knew what the words even were.

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