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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    First...

    California dreaming,
    I'll touch you anyway.

    Then I realized this was stupid, and I changed it to...

    California dreaming,
    I'll touch you in a day.

    ...meaning, of course, that I could get on a plane tomorrow and

    Artist: Mamas and the Papas
    Song: California Dreamin'
    Real Lyric: California dreaming,On such a winter's day.

    The story:

    Singing it at a party to a date. She said, "You can touch me any day you like, baby, but those ain't the lyrics."

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    Submitted by

    JayTee

    Submitted on

    1/27/2013 9:38 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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