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by Mamas and the Papas

Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "California Dreamin'" by Mamas and the Papas? Click here and tell us!

Misheard "California Dreamin'" Lyrics

All the sleeves are brown And the tie is
And I began to pray
Hello Liza Brown
Lebanese are brown
all her teeth are brown, and this guy is
You know the preacher locked the door He
All the leaves are down at the big starg
California Dreaming I'll stab you in the
All the leaves are brown and the cats ar
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I'd be there tomorrow, if I leave today
Underneath I'm brown ...
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