Dear mommy I'm watching youtube from the closet, wishing to be lip freak s**t in your cheese.

The story:

I was driving in the car with my teenage daughter and I was singing this song out loud, very loud and she said,"What did you just say?" I repeated the lyric and even rewound the song and said it again. She sat me down when we got home and showed me the correct lyrics in the cd case. I felt like such a turd.