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"Carry On My Wayward Son" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

by Kansas

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Misheard "Carry On My Wayward Son" Lyrics

Nothing east of December
Carry on, Like an equal suspender
Barry you're not worth a cent.
Carry on, like an evil dispenser
Carry on my way what's up
Carry on, you will always remember Carry
Carry on, not the heat of suspenders
Carry On! You will always remember. Car
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Carry on, with this evil displeasure
Carry on the mail my son There'll be pea
Carry on, how to eat with a Spainard!
Carry on, like an evil suspender
[Nothing] evil suspenders
[Nothing] evil suspendors
Carry on, you will always remember that
Carry on! You will always remember. Carr
Carry on our way lets go.
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Carry on, you will always remember Carry
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