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    Away in a manger,
    No quid for a bed.

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: Away in a manger,No crib for a bed.

    The story:

    We're talking about the 1950s, before Australia had decimal currency, when the slang term for an Australian pound was a 'quid'.

    My brother Lesley was overheard by my parents singing
    Away in a manger, no 'quid' for a bed....

    The story became family folklore and we embarrassed Les every Christmas, begging him to sing it 'his way' over and over again...

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