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    "Another One Bites The Dust" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Queen

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Another One Bites The Dust" Lyrics

    I'm adopted!
    I never wanna bust the dust.
    Another one bites my butt.
    Is there any way you can hire a man and
    Another one rides the buzz-saw
    Another one rides the bus
    Another one calles the doctor
    Another one fights the duster!
    A number one buster dusts it
    Another one rides you butt
    Another one bites the duster
    Another one bites the doctor
    Another One Smokes My Joint
    "Shoot the ducks, I'm adopted."
    The people where I go
    Sleepwalkers barreling down the street,
    Levanta la pata y goza levanta la pata y
    I'm never gunna bite the doctor
    another one rides the bus
    another one rides the bus and another ma
    Sea walks forty down the street With the
    Another one rides the bus
    Another warm pint to dust
    Another spec of dust
    Steve walks merrily down the street, the
    Ewoks Rolling Down the street ..
    Feed the ducks. You're not adopted
    she walks barely down the street
    Another one bites the dachshund
    No more butts to dust
    another one rides the bus and another on
    another one bites the desk
    Another one gets seduced
    I never wanna pass the duck!
    hey, im gonna bite ya' too
    Steambox rolling down the street
    Radovan baca daske
    Another One Rides The Bus
    Another one bust a nut....
    Another one rides the bus
    Another one bites the bus
    Out of the doorway the bullets rip To th
    Another one bites the duster
    Add a dancer!
    Steve walks warily down the street, With
    I never wanna fight the Doc!
    Another one rides the bus.
    Another one rides the bus
    another bean rides the bus
    You've got mud on your face, big disc br
    Another one bites my nuts.
    Street talk early down the street, telli
    I never wanna pass the duck.
    Steve walks merrily down the street The
    I never wanna fight the doctor.
    Out of the doorway to fully strip An' I

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