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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me that I am
    his own

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: The Garden
    Real Lyric: And He walks with me, and He talks with me, and He tells me that I am His own

    The story:

    Courtesy of my mother, who combined this with another
    common mondegreen ("Gladly the cross-eyed bear") to create a
    scenario for a church mystery hunt: a boy named Andy has lost
    his cross-eyed teddy bear, Gladly. The objective was to find
    Gladly from clues provided, one of which gave this version of
    the line as a "communication" from Gladly. The age listed was
    my mother's age at the time.

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