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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And lead a snot into temptation......

    Artist: Traditional
    Real Lyric: And lead us not into temptation.....

    The story:

    I never really understood why anyone would lead a snot into
    temptation- maybe it was that way so I wouldn't get led
    into temptation- I also thought it was a convoluted way to
    admonish children not to pick their nose. So I got up enough nerve
    to ask the priest and he laughed his **s off-embarrassing the hell
    out of me. He then was surprisingly understanding-saying, "Sure, I
    can completely understand why you would think it was that way."
    "Sounds almost the same...."

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