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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    All these sad and lost apostles
    hum by native bad- and arse-holes
    choking on the bone you toss to bed
    I'm not one to sh*t and stare
    cos living well is the best revenge
    baby I am calling you on up...

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: All these sad and lost apostleshum my name and flare their nostrilschoking on the bones you toss to themI'm not one to sit and spincos living well is the best revengebaby I am calling you on that...

    The story:

    I can think, I just can't hear. my version just
    plain. old. didn't. make. sense.

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