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| Username: |
johanna |
| Favorite Music: |
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| Favorite Artist: |
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| Favorite Song: |
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| Age: |
30 |
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| About Me: |
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johanna's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| R.E.M. | Country Feedback | you come to me with a bone in your hair | you come to me with the phone in your hand |
| R.E.M. | At My Most Beautiful | I can't wear eyelashes | I count your eyelashes |
| Slipknot | Before I Forget | I am a girl before I am a man | I am a world before I am a man |
| Prodigy | Smack My Bitch Up | snap the picture | smack my b**th up |
| The Who | Baba O'Riley | don't braise your eye | Don't raise your eye |
| David Bowie | Time Will Crawl | I know a girl from a man | I know a government man |
| R.E.M. | New Test Leper | I wanna m********e | all organized and blank |
| Ramones | I Wanna Be Sedated | do you wanna wanna wanna f*ck out of control? | Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go... |
| Little Richard | Keep A-Knockin' | keep a-knockin', butt-juice, can't come in | keep a-knockin' but you can't come in |
| R.E.M. | At My Most Beautiful | sleep with me... if everyone would say "I love you", I love you too... | secretly... with every one whisper "I love you", I let you sleep |
| R.E.M. | Living Well Is The Best Revenge | All these sad and lost apostles hum by native bad- and arse-holeschoking on the bone you toss to bedI'm not one to sh*t and stare cos living well is the best revengebaby I am calling you on up... | All these sad and lost apostleshum my name and flare their nostrilschoking on the bones you toss to themI'm not one to sit and spincos living well is the best revengebaby I am calling you on that... |
| Oomph! | Sandmann | Amish (Amish) Douchebag (Douchebag) | Armes (armes) Deutschland (Deutschland) |
| Papa Roach | She Loves Me Not | I dunno, and f*ck you | I don't know, if I can |
| Dead Poetic | Paralytic | Here we are, we're paralyzed from the face down. We're still alive with our face down, we just can't run somewhere... | All we are, is paralyzed from the face down, we're still alive with our fake smiles, when the camera's away... |
| Paramore | Where the Lines Overlap | No one is a sucky Einstein | No one is as lucky as us |
