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    "Somebody to Love" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Queen

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Somebody to Love" by Queen? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Somebody to Love" Lyrics

    Each morning i wake on my toilet.
    Each morning I get up, I'm tired, can't
    But everybody wants a puppy dog They say
    This morning, I get on my diet
    He's pulling the head off a Dalek
    I work and I ate my balls
    I work and I ate my bones
    need somebody to love bite, need somebod
    I work till I ache my balls
    Each morning I take out my diary
    I go down and I squeeze each testicle 't
    I work hard every day of my life I work
    Each morning I get out my diary Can bare
    Each morning i get out my daiper
    find somebody to love bite, somebody to
    I feel like I've no river, I just ceep l
    But everybody wants a puppy dog
    But "everybody wants a crocodile" they s
    I work and I ate my balls
    Each morning I get up my crododile
    I worked hard every day of my life I wor
    I wake up in the morning And cry, "Benny
    Each morning I wank off a dialect.
    Everybody wants a poopy diaper

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