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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Kodachrome" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Paul Simon

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Kodachrome" by Paul Simon? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Kodachrome" Lyrics

    I have a nice big camperI love to take p
    I've got an eye on KendraI'd love to tak
    Mamma don't take my clothes and throw th
    Mama don't take my cornpone away
    Mama, don't take my coke spoon away
    Mama, Don't take my coat home, okay?
    Mama don't take my Coca-Cola away.
    Cora Crow
    Mamma, don't take my comb and chrome awa
    Momma, don't take my coat and home away
    I`ve got a nice chrome camper,I`ld love
    momma don't take my coca-cola away.
    So Mama, don't take my clothes home, mam
    I got a night on campus Love to take yo
    Mam don't take my chloroform away.
    Momma don't take my homegrown away
    I got a nice old camera...
    I got my own camera

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    Funniest Misheards by Paul Simon