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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "You Can Call Me Al" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Paul Simon

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "You Can Call Me Al" Lyrics

    You can call "Meow!"
    If you be my body guard, I can sell you
    Just to fear them and fear them, get the
    I can call you Daddy, Daddy when you cal
    I can call you Daddy, and Daddy when you
    If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your
    far away my welly blew up
    I will go down on this s**t
    I can call you Daddy And Daddy when you
    You can call me owl
    You can call meow.
    I want action tonight, Daddy's fag s**t
    I want to shout out damn s**t
    Scatterings of oranges

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    Funniest Misheards by Paul Simon