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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Dirty Diana" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Michael Jackson

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Dirty Diana" by Michael Jackson? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Dirty Diana" Lyrics

    She said, "I have to go home, 'cause I'm
    I want to go to the bar
    Lady Diana, no
    i want to go home as im retired you see
    She said I have to go home Cause i'm ret
    She's touchin' me superstar She says the
    Oh Baby Nah, Nah, no
    you're a neanderthall
    They think I got no nose
    I see ya Zedmore! I see ya Zedmore!
    Kurt fish banana
    Dodgy Banana, no
    Im a neanderthol
    Her teeth are yellow! Oh!
    She waits at backstage doors For those w
    It is a limber.
    I wanna go to the farm
    I need a hand *ob now

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