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    "Smooth Criminal" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Michael Jackson

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Smooth Criminal" Lyrics

    You've been hit by a SPOON criminal
    She was sitting at the table, Eating sus
    She went into the bathroom. She was suc
    You've been hit by a smooth enema.
    Annie, get your butt kicked. Annie, get
    As he came in through the window it was
    She was underneath the table making sush
    Iguana baby, Iguana baby...
    Annie are you walking
    eddie are you ok
    He came in an a-pardon me, With the butt
    you've been kissed by you've been touche
    Eddie, you're a wookie So, Eddie you're
    Eddie are you OK? Are you jealous? Are
    Annie are you Oakley? Are you Oakley Ann
    Danny are you walking? Are you walking D
    Halle Berry's talkin' Halle Berry's talk
    Annie Are You Walking? So, Annie Are You
    So she went into the bathroom she was fl
    "Let the blastoise,on the carpet"
    Eddie, are you walking? Are you walking,
    Making sushi with her navel
    Annie eat your oatcake
    Anyway you're walking
    Aniken's a wookie Aniken's a wookie he's
    Annie are you wonky, will you tell us, t
    Eddie are you walkin'? Are you walkin',
    And the sound of the wisdom, Danny struc
    auntie Are You Ok So, auntie Are You Ok
    Annie are you walking? Are you walking?
    Eddie are you okay? Are you okay? Are yo
    Annie Can You Walk J Can You Walk J, Ann
    annie i'm a monkey i'm an monkey i'm an
    annie i'm a monkey i'm a monkey i'm a mo
    you'll be hot by you'll be stung by a sc
    So, Annie are walking? Are you walking A
    The casheeshee wasn't able.
    Daddy are you ok? I know your jealous, a
    annie get you walikng, so annie get your
    Annie are you wonky, are you wonky, are
    Annie could you rotate?
    Eddie, are you walking?
    Annie, are you voting?
    you've been hit by the subliminal.
    Annie are you wookie? Are you wookie? Ar
    eddie are you working , are you working
    She was sitting at the table. You see sh
    Alien cocaine cocaine cocaine yay
    Annie gotsheewhoptshee? So, Annie gotshe
    Eddie are you walking?
    Anyone who wants me, one who wants me Do
    then she ran into the bathroom she was s
    Eddie, are you ok.
    Any jedi wookie! Jedi wookie! Jedi wooki
    You've been struck by a smooth billy goa
    Eddie are you ok
    Annie are you ok? But you're jealous - b
    Anywhere you're walkin'. Anywhere you're
    eddie are you ok
    Annie are you walking?
    Are you alright are you alright Eddie
    Any are you walking so any are you walki
    Making sushi with her navel.
    Ellie, are you walking?
    Annie, do you want cake? Are you wonky,
    He could see she was a table
    Annie are you all gay?
    Annie is you walking? Annie are you wal
    Annie eat a cupcake Eat a cupcake Eat a
    He left the groceries on the carpet.
    annie are wonky are you wonky are you w
    Then you ran into the bathroom You were

    Other Songs by Michael Jackson

    Bad
    Beat It
    Billie Jean
    Black or White
    D.s.
    Dirty Diana
    Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
    Earth Song
    Free Willy
    Get on the Floor
    Ghosts
    Give In To Me
    Heal The World
    Human Nature
    Jam
    Just Another Part of Me
    Liberian Girl
    Little Susie
    Love Never Felt So Good
    Machinehead
    Man In The Mirror
    Off The Wall
    Remember the Time
    Rockin Robin
    Say Say Say
    Scream
    Shake Your Body Down To The Ground
    Slave to the Rhythm
    Speed Demon
    Stranger In Moscow
    Streetwalker
    The Girl Is Mine
    The Lady in my Life
    The Way You Make Me Feel
    This Is It
    Thriller
    Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    We Are The World
    Who Is It
    Why You Wanna Trip On Me
    Will You Be There
    You Are Not Alone

    Funniest Misheards by Michael Jackson