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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Purple Haze" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Jimi Hendrix

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Purple Haze" Lyrics

    Excuse me while I zip my fly
    whatever it is, that girl put a SMELL on
    Blue Haze
    kiss this fly
    'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
    scuse me, while i piss the sky
    "scuse me while i pis(s) this guy" (as i
    'Scuse me while I kiss that Guy
    Excuse me while I eat this pie
    Excuse me while I kiss this guy
    Excuse me, while I eat this fly
    Rubber hands all in my brain Rain big th
    Whatever it is, I dealt with a smile on
    Your hands are in my brain...
    Redneck days just don't seem the same
    'Cuse me while I kiss this guy
    Healthy! yeah purple gays
    Scuse me! All my kids are bi!
    s**tting in my self
    "scuse me while I piss the guy.
    bruise me on my inner thigh
    Purple Haze oz in my brain.
    Excuse me while I piss the sky AND Whate
    whatever it is that hurl put a smell on
    scuse me while i piss this guy
    Piss this sky
    'Scuse me while I piss the sky
    What ever it is, that girl put a smell o
    Purple Hanes are in my eyes
    "I got money, but i don't know why, 'scu
    'Scuse me while I eat this pie
    Piss the sky
    Purple haze all in my eyes Don't know i
    prprblaze!
    'Scuse me while I piss the sky. Whateve
    "Scuse me I'm a business guy.
    Escuse me i'll go sit on this pie.
    Scuse me while I kiss this guy
    I never misheard the lyric.

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