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    "You Oughta Know" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Alanis Morissette

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "You Oughta Know" Lyrics

    I'll pretend my s**t's not stinking
    It's not fair to the nightmare of the cr
    Ettle estay da day
    Of the cross eyed girl that you gave to
    Did you forget about me blista doo blist
    Of the cross eyed bear that you gave to
    You, You, You I don't know!
    I want you to know that I have beef for
    does she speak elo-kwan-ay
    Does she speak Gaelic like me
    it's not fair to deny me of the cross e
    I'm here to remind you of the Cross-eyed
    The cross-eyed bear that you gave to me
    The cross eyed BABY that you gave to me.
    It's not fair to deny me of the cross ey
    I know the Virgin love me...
    It's not fair to deny me of the cross-si
    It's not fair to deny me of the cross-ey
    It's not fair, it's behind me, of the cr
    The nun that you laid in the bed was a b
    Did you forget about me, Blissa-Do, Blis
    I'd hate to f**k you in the middle of di
    the cross eyed bear that you gave to me.
    It's not fair to deny me Oh, the cross-e
    the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
    "i know the virgin in me"
    Did you forget about me, blissa do, blis
    Does she speak Anakwanee
    This cross-eyed bear
    "The cross-eyed baby you gave to me"
    And you died and you cried and you lied
    The cross eyed bear that you gave to me.
    I want you to know That i have beef for
    It’s not fair to deny me of the cross-ey

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    Out Is Through
    Thank You
    Underneath
    Uninvited
    Wunderkind
    You Learn

    Funniest Misheards by Alanis Morissette