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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me.

    Real Lyric: It's not fair to deny me of the cross I bear that you gave to me.



    The story:

    The first time I heard this song I was absolutely in love with it. Well, on a first date a guy took me to a kareoke bar and i was siked to see they had this song... So here I was on stage singing at the top of my lungs "it's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me" and the DJ stopped the song and started making fun of me in front of everyone...Including my date. Well he was emarrassed as well, maybe more than I was because before I could make it back to our table, he was gone. What a Butthead.

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