It's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me.

The story:

The first time I heard this song I was absolutely in love with it. Well, on a first date a guy took me to a kareoke bar and i was siked to see they had this song... So here I was on stage singing at the top of my lungs "it's not fair to deny me of the cross eyed bear that you gave to me" and the DJ stopped the song and started making fun of me in front of everyone...Including my date. Well he was emarrassed as well, maybe more than I was because before I could make it back to our table, he was gone. What a Butthead.