It's not fair to deny me
Oh, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me.
You, you, you oughta know.

The story:

My husband and I were driving down the road, listening to the radio when "You Oughta Know" came blaring through the speakers. I was jamming out, singing at the top of my lungs, when I unfortunately yelled out those pseudo-lyrics. My husband nearly peed his pants. Later that night, I was working (I'm a karaoke DJ--I should've known better) and my husband and a few of his friends came in, signed up to sing the song, and made sure that they said the words the way I had. I *still* hear about it to this day.