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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Thank You" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Dido

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    Misheard "Thank You" Lyrics

    My dearīs stone-cold, Iīm wondering why
    My soul came through and through
    My teardrops fall I'm wondering why I go
    drank too much last nite got pills to ta
    Please don't call, I won't reply, but I'
    Please don't call, I won't reply, but I'
    My tears turned gold I'm wonderin' why I
    They'll all imply that I might not m****
    My tears stone cold.I'm wondering why bu
    Please don't make love to my window, i c
    Tea goes moldy when I die. Without I'm
    And I want to thank you For giving me th
    My cheese man's old, I'm wondering why..
    The tears don't come I wonder why I... g
    I'd like to vacuum, vacuum. Vacuum, vac
    ...for giving me the busted head of my l
    I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
    The mustard in my heart
    My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I
    the morning rain lights up my window
    It's the nineties and it's not so bad, i

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