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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "White Flag" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Dido

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    Misheard "White Flag" Lyrics

    There will be no white flag above my toe
    I won't go down with this sh#@..
    I won't go down with this s*** and I won
    I will go down with this s***
    I will go down with this ship and I won'
    and if you live by the roadside it's ove
    I won't go down with this sh*t
    I will go down with this s**t
    Matisse don't call, I wonder why
    I will poke my eyes out, and surrender.
    I will go down with fishes
    I will go down with this s**t.
    I will go down on this s**t
    I'm in love with Markus Welby
    I will go down with this ship And I won'
    I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
    I won't cry my eyes out in surrender. Th
    There will be no WiFi above my dog
    I will go down with the s**t.
    I'll go down with this s**t
    And I ain't down with this sh#t...
    i will go down with this s**t
    I'm in love with Marcus Welby
    I won't go down with this s**t
    I will go down with this s**t
    I won't stick my ass up and surrender
    I WILL GO DOWN WITH THE s**t
    There will be no white flag above my toe
    I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
    I won't go down with this s*** And I won
    Well I will go down with this s**t
    I will go down with this s**t
    I will be down with this s**t
    I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
    I will go down with this s**t I won't pu
    I won't go down with this s**t And I won
    I won't fall down in this s**t
    I won't go down for this s**t
    There will be no white flag above my tom
    I won't go down with this sh*t And I won
    I wiil not poke my eyes out and surrende
    And I will poke my eyes out and surrende
    i wont poke my eyes out, and surrender
    "I will poke my eyes out and surrender"
    "I won't poke my eyes out and surrender"
    I will go down with this s**t and I will
    There will be no white flag above my goa
    I won't poke my eyes out and surrender (
    And there'll be not white flag about thi
    "I will go down with this s**t. And I wi
    . . . I won't poke my eyes out and surre
    I won't poke my eyes out, and surrender
    I will go down with this sh** and I will

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    Thank You

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