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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pat Benatar

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" Lyrics

    Hit me with a wet snot!
    Help me with your fat child.
    You're a real tough cookie with a long-e
    Hit me with a wet snot.
    Pull up your boobs and let's get down to
    Hit me with your pet shark. Why don't y
    Hit me with your pants down; fire away!
    Hit me with your best pot. Fire away.
    Hippy with your flesh side
    Hit me with affection.
    Hit me with a wet shot
    Hit me with a wet shot
    Get off your tush and let's get down to
    Hit me with your wet snot
    Come on, Willy! Come On! You don't fig
    hit me with a wet sock.
    Hit me with your wet snot
    Hit Me With A Big Snot
    Hit me with your wet c**k!
    you better make sure you punch me in my
    Hit me with your wet snot.
    Hit me with your wet c**k
    Of breaking little hearts, like a wounde
    Come on and hit me with a rickshaw.
    Hit me with your Bisharp!

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