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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Hit me with your pet shark. Why don't you hit me
    with your pet shark.

    Artist: Pat Benatar
    Real Lyric: Hit me with your best shot. Why don't you hit me with your best shot.



    The story:

    This little gem is by my 12 year old cousin. And he
    refuses to accept the lyrics are wrong.

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    I always heard pet shark when I listened to the original song. I'd always thought it was pet shark until my friends started singing it after sport class and when I told them about the pet shark we laughed our heads off

    waddlet Dec 14, 2013 3:41 pm