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    "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Rupert Holmes

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" by Rupert Holmes? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Escape (The Pina Colada Song)" Lyrics

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    If you like p***s alot-a
    If you like being a colotis
    If you like Green Enchiladas
    If you like bean enchiladas
    I like creamy peanut butter
    Do you like keen Miss Ramada?
    If you like bean enchiladas
    If you like making love at midnight In t
    Do you like making love at midnight, wit
    If you like beans and tomatoes, getting
    "If you like green enchiladas"
    ...if you like takin' walks at midnight,
    If you like Green Enchiladas, and gettin
    If you like Bein' a granada
    If you like making love at midnight, in
    if you like cheese and tomato
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    ....in the dew, suffocate
    If you like being a salada
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    If you like making love at midnight On t
    If you like making love at midnight, in
    If you like Pina Coladas And getting cau
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    If you like making love at midnight In t
    If you like cheese enchiladas
    If you like beab empanadas...
    If you like bean enchiladas...
    If you like being a fermata, getting cau
    Do you like penis colas, and getting hig
    If you like waking up at midnight in the

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