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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you like making love at midnight
    In the dew suffocate

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnightIn the dunes of the Cape



    The story:

    I was driving with my husband and singing along to the Pina Colada song on the radio. When I got to this part, he just turned to me and said, "What did you say? That makes no sense!"
    I was all convinced that was what they said. It never made sense to me either, but hey, I don't write the songs, I just sing along. When he explained the actual words it did make MUCH more sense.

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