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    If you like making love at midnight,
    in a deuce with a cape.

    Artist: Rupert Holmes
    Real Lyric: If you like making love at midnight,In the dunes of the cape.



    The story:

    A friend and I were in her car driving around when the song came on the radio. I started singing along to it, rather loudly, of course. When I got to that part, she started laughing and asked, "In a deuce with a cape?" I thought it might be some weird fantasy costume that involved a cape! We were laughing so hard we almost had to pull over. She still won't let me forget it!

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